So I must come to terms with it: I have a Polo addiction. I got a flier from Bealls in the mail yesterday advertising a sale, and I was in there today to fill my USPA fix with the full knowledge that I'm a day away from the tax-free weekend. Yes. That is an addiction. And I bought some Paris Hilton fragrance while I was in there. Don't judge me. To be perfectly honest, it smelled better on the tester page that fell out of the flier than it does out of the bottle. Ah, well.

Have you guys seen Lord of War? I just got round to watching it. It's pretty fucking hardcore.

( let me quote some lines at you )

Christ, I've missed going out alone. I've been suffocated by the constant party and social life that comes along with my line of work, I needed to have one of those long-lost evenings with myself again. Dinner and a movie...with myself. No one to have meaningless conversation with, no one making inane comments on the movie that I'd have to listen to. Not that I don't love my friends and lovers - I do, but sometimes you need to breathe.

Chili's makes a badass margarita grilled chicken with rice and black beans. And here I'd thought I didn't like their food. And apparently I don't get carded anymore when ordering alcohol, yet I still get carded at the theater when I want to see an R-rated movie. Strangeness. By the way, top shelf raspberry margarita = yum. And that waitress was totally flirting with me. Kacie. Not necessarily my type in the looks department, but she wasn't ugly and everything else about her was check.

The bad part about going out alone, and basically just being me - you really can't go anywhere without running into someone you know. I forget how I've reached what seems to be an elite level of Notorious. It irritates me when people start grasping just to try and convince you that they know you from somewherez else. No, you did not meet me at that baseball game. I hate baseball. Go away. And then Robbie was in Target. Great. He's gained like fifty pounds since our...whatever it was. Too much beer. And then he wouldn't quit texting me while I was trying to watch 1408. How did John Cusack cut his hand?! I don't know, because my ass was vibrating at that moment.

You look really good. I hadn't seen you in a while.
Yeah, but that one time you were like all the way across the room.
You've really filled out nicely, you're not all dead skinny like you were.
The color's really come back to your face, you have a healthy blush now.
I noticed the no-bra thing, that's a nice touch.
So what's new
Can you stop by after the movie

OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AGAIN BECAUSE I'VE MISSED LIKE THIRTY MINUTES OF IT REPLYING TO YOUR ASS.

And then when I was coming out of the theater, I ran into James (grunged-out, long-haired Weasley twin), who had apparently been in the same theater as me. Haha he's going to go tell his dad that the crazy delivery girl was watching a scary movie alone.

I'm hungry.

And I forgot to mention:  OMG YESSSSSSSSS. Flist, shut the hell up.

Guess who just received an e-mail confirmation from Cradle of Filth ticketing concerning VIP event tickets with Meet & Greet at Sunset Station?

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Sometimes I really love my job.

violencexxx: DUDE
violencexxx: jubilee got fired
federalduckk: I know
violencexxx: What do you mean you know, it happened like five minutes~
violencexxx: nooooooooo
violencexxx: no you didn't
federalduckk: It would seem that I did.
violencexxx: Oh, you harpy. You draconian~ yesssssss.
federalduckk: Harpy, now that's a new one. I like.
violencexxx: Now get your ass down here already.

So apparently I've achieved status of Gay Icon.

And I was like O.O

So, I had left a comment on his myspace saying

Sooooooooooooo I just now noticed that you're into eighties thrash metal...which pretty much just perpetuates my theory that we are soulmates.

Or I'm just an obsessive fan.

Anywho. I look forward to seeing youse guys in San Antonio again. It's gonna be hardcore with x's in it. XXHARDCOREXX

/lame

Totally wasn't expecting a reply, as they never reply to comments or messages. But then he was like:

That's very cool, if we're soul mates then we need to drink together and talk loads about 80's Thrash metal.

I'm thinking Yeah right, but I played along and told him that I'll introduce him to Shiner when they come play San Antonio, because you pretty much can't leave Texas without having at least one. But I totally saved that message.

So we've got:

Paul totally looked at me and was like \m/(-.-)\m/ at the last concert
Paul messaged me back on myspace
I know someone who knows someone who used to hang with him

I'm so pathetic.

cartoon!Ally: I'm hungry
cartoon!Trent: I think there's an Olive Garden nearby
cartoon!Ally: You're an asshole.

Meathead is funny.
I want there to be a scheduled U.S. tour now.
I miss my nose ring. I'm getting it redone.

There was all this other shit I was going to say here, but now isn't the time or place|

My friends are awesome.


Man, this post is full of sin.

wasted